Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Oh Canada..

Did you happen to see the Canadian vs. Russia junior hockey game?

I assume not since most of the followers appear not to be Canadian or Russian. But my god, only when playing Russia does it feel like you die inside when they score.

Buuuut oh great a Canadian guy just punched a Russian player in the throat because that is just fantastic. Well done. It's shit like that that makes me want the Russians to win just because Canada is acting like a bunch of douche bags. Everyone thinks Canada and Canadians are sooo nice, but that's only until hockey comes into the situation. Then we go nuts.
Oh look, it's 6 to 1. Ahh I won't have any soul left at the end of this game, it's all been crushed.

Earlier a Russian checked (elbowed) a Canadian player and knocked him on his ass, but after they called it looked like the Russian was apologizing about it and had clapped the Canadian guy (Jenner?) on the shoulder, but the Canadian player had to go be a little shit and spear the guy. Well done. That doesn't make you a selfish snot at all. They called the penalty, why the fuck did you have to go and make it worse?! I'm so glad he got his ass kicked out of the game for it. Even though the fans at the game were chanting "bull shit, bull shit" and "Ref sucks, ref sucks" about the call, he deserved it. Brat.

 AHHH we scored!! That's nice, a momentary boosted in moral until we're murdered by the Russians. Just like last year.

Oh and now they are fighting, that's good. Get kicked out, well done.
My god it's 6-3!! That was luck that, bounced of the Russian defense players toe. But four of their goals bounced off our one defense guy. Ah that poor kid, 4 times!! That's not even bad luck anymore, that's karma back for an ass kicking. Poor guys, look at them, having an emotional breakdown all over the ice. But control it guys, come on.

6-4! " here's the unpredictability of teenagers!" riiiight, okay announcer guy. Clearly there's some kind of Magic at play... But the fans are back to being excited again.

The games we play against Russia are always the most exciting, thats a game I'd die to see live. As much fun as it is to watch them beat the Americans, (you guys are good at (almost) everything, it's fun to beat you at somethings at least. Especially hockey) there just seems a lot more competition against the Russians. Haha did you happen to hear the American captain before our game against them?
6-5!! Four goals in under five minutes, oh this is exciting again.

Right, the American, "we're totally going to beat the Canadians" ahahahaha no. Then after the game he totally denied saying that! "I said we'd try" lol loser the world heard otherwise. It doesn't matter who would have said it, or which team they were on. Keep your mouth shut with that crap because then you like a moron when you're wrong.
 Besides, you foolish child, this is our game, don't you know? =P

Well I'd rather lose to Russia than the States and at least we came back in the end and ended on a high note, rather than that soul crushing crap from the first two periods. Awe and the Russians aren't going as insane as last year, that's nice. Well this isn't the gold medal game either I suppose.

Shut up you stupid dick fans. Booing the Russian player of the game. You guys are pathetic. Clearly they are (just a tiny bit) better this year. And last year too. Well if we had to lose to someone, at least it was the Russians. Maybe we could have won if we'd kept our shit together on the ice.

I hate the NHL, but I love the juniors, more passion, more intensity and faster paced without all the fighting.

Oh I really hope the Calgary fans can use some self control and not do anything stupid. Guess I need someone to cheer for in the gold medal game now... Russia or Sweden?? Well Russia if you promise not to get drunk and get chucked of  the plane this time round, I'll cheer for you.... Well hopefully Canada can at least get bronze, even if that's sad for us, it's better than nothing.

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